Still working on my ultimate sandwich

After seeing the old bank account i realized i need to start living cheaply or i'm gonna have to hit up some people for a ticket back to the states. sooner than later. So after eating all the supposedly amazing baguettes across paris i realized i just cant live on bread. i know i shouldnt be saying this, but to me a baguette is just a bageutte and there aint no real big deal about it. just not a baguette person, sorry. maybe it all stems from the crunchy bread that i grew up on at la rez and crooks. it hurt the roof of my mouf. i really tried to figure out what the big deal is but i am an american idiot. and i am not a purist. or wasnt. anyway i heard of this dude that has won all these awards and just won the award for the best baguette in france. he is tunisian! they said its like germany having a brat contest and a turk winning. his shop is about a 5 minute walk away. a walk away into the ghetto. once you make yourself thru the ruffians you get to this bakerie that sells baguettes for 90 cent. u see the supposed bread genius in his kitchen and you realize what he is eating- bread! plain ole bread, just rippin it off like its nothin. i bought 2 baguettes and that is the beginning to what is gonna become the ultimate sandwich. i then went all around paris looking for the best ingredients to stuff into this famous baguette. the idea was to shove all my ingredients into the baguette and then shove it all into my fat face. after i shopped i realized i couldnt fit all my awesome ingredients into the bread so i had to rethink my whole idea. then i came up with a way i can have all the stuff i love...